The Love Quarterly: Happy Birthday, Steve!

It's my birthday today, so feel free to take the day off and do whatever you want to observe it. I encourage you to start the tradition of buying yourself something special, or treating yourself to a fancy dinner in observation of the day that I was put on this Earth!

Bessie Love has baked a cake, but she only put on a fraction of the candles that should be on it. And even with that amount, she is concerned that it might catch the Shades of Gray offices on fire...