We have another sponsor!

Shades of Gray and NUELOW Games have our offices in the same building as Threapland Industrial Products, and we are proud to announce that our downstairs neighbors have joined the Shades of Gray line-up of sponsors.

Here's an ad for their latest innovation!

A big welcome to our new sponsor!

Is this how you deal with annoying relatives or guests who overstay their welcome?

 If so, be aware that murder is illegal, bodies are hard to dispose of... and that we know someone who can offer you a better option! We're proud to announce a another sponsor who makes it possible for the Shades of Gray team to bring you all the great content you find here!

Check out this sort ad, visit their shop, or give them a call! See if they can't improve YOUR life!

Don't forget Xmas gifts for the Machine People!

We're welcoming a new sponsor to Shades of Gray: Winkleton's Machine People Emporium. It's Slaughter Valley's premier outlet for Machine People accessories and enhancements, and it's the perfect place to get a Christmas gift for your non-biological friends and neighbors!

Mention Shades of Gray or NUELOW Games while shopping at Winkleton's and get a 25% to 50% discount on purchases!

Even if you're not local to the Slaughter Valley, we think it will be worth the trip. Winkleton's is a fascinating place--and while their business is primarily focused on Machine People, they also carry items that will make great gifts for any Mandroids in your lives. (While you're in the Slaughter Valley area, there are a whole host of other interesting places to visit, including scenic Slaughtermouth Seaside Resort.

But -- whether you are coming from near or far, you need to get some Christmas gifts for the Machine People. If the Machine People have a Merry Christmas, there's a better chance of you having a Happy New Year.

An important announcement from the Slaughter Valley Authority

There's some critical information that we want make sure all of our fellow Slaughter Valley residents to know regarding the Similarity Agents that were introduced earlier this month. Please watch this short informational video. (We also encourage you to check it out if you intend to visit us at any time in the near future.)

Important announcement from Slaughter Valley

The citizens are dancing in the streets in response to the news.

 
There are changes coming to Slaughter Valley (where the Shades of Gray offices are located). We want to make sure all our readers and visitors are made aware, because we don't want our friends to run afoul of the authorities.

Notification about a new outbreak

 While Covid-19 is fading as a dire and global threat, we're dealing with a new, even more insidious threat here in Slaughter Valley, where the Shades of Gray offices are located. We recommend you postpone any planned visits until we tell you the danger has passed.

The video embedded below explains everything that scientists know about the current situation so far.

Is she infected? Signs point to 'yes'

A Word from the Slaughter Valley Authority

She may be stuck like this...

We're sharing this important announcement from our sponsor, in case any of you want to come visit us at our Slaughter Valley office. Watch this before you take the trip, especially if you're going to stay overnight.

 

A caution for those traveling to or within Slaughter Valley

If you're planning to visit us here at Shades of Gray HQ, you might want to delay the trip. Here are a few problems with getting around at the moment. This video will explain:

An important announcement from our sponsor

We at Shades of Gray want to extend a big Thank You to the Slaughter Valley Cultural Development Office for inviting us to relocate our offices to this most scenic part of the world. We have been very happy here. We hope that you come visit us soon.

In the meantime, we have an important announcement from our sponsor, the Slaughter Valley's Slaughterfield Experimental Geometry Services; click on the video below to see it, especially if you're one of our neighbors here in Slaughter Valley. They are doing exciting work, and hopefully everyone everywhere will soon get to experience the fruits of their labor!

A word from our new sponsor!

The Shades of Gray blog was banned from the Google Ad Sense program a year or two ago due to "shocking content". We weren't told WHAT was so shocking, so we're assuming it's the general monochrome environment, which we refuse to address, so we remain banned. Fortunately, we now have a sponsor, the Slaughter Valley Tourism Colloquium. Here's the advertisement that's been provided!

And while you're visiting beautiful Slaughter Valley, be sure to attend a Tree Ballet performance. It's a regional art and a cultural experience that you won't find anywhere else!