Joan Blondell is stranded...

... on a desert island, after conducting a forced landing of her plane due to mechanical failure. She won't be making it to this year's Shades of Gray Thanksgiving party.

That makes us sad. We're even furthered saddened that she's stranded there with a bale of high-grade ganja and 500 packs of rolling papers that she was brining to the party. 

So while we're sad, she's very happy, and she'll stay that way until rescued.