The reason we must perform pagan rituals on the summer solstice...
... is to keep Giant Martine Beswicke, the mightiest of the Great Old Ones, from breaking out of her intra-dimensional prison and striding the continents while bellowing, "Size DOES matter, you puny mortals!"
And we WANT to keep two-time Bond girl and fur-bikini clad temptress (in Prehistoric Women and One Million Years BC) in an inter-dimensional prison...WHY??? I'd much have her striding around... :-)
And we WANT to keep two-time Bond girl and fur-bikini clad temptress (in Prehistoric Women and One Million Years BC) in an inter-dimensional prison...WHY???
ReplyDeleteI'd much have her striding around... :-)
But this GIANT Martine Beswicke we're talking about. Think of the children! And the puppies! They'll be crushed beneath her giant feet!
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