It's Talk Like a Pirate Day...

... and the Queen of Pirates is here to say:

"Ye may lead yer scurvy scallywags while wearin' 

a hat and high heels and lookin' great!"

"Ye may even learn 'em how to dance ballet!"

"But ye'll never have a more perfect piratin' moniker than the lady Frances Drake!"

Meanwhile, Joan Blondell is just here to hang out and look fabulous!