Wednesday, January 10, 2024

People Who Have Never Been to Epstein Island

After Jeffrey Epstein was revealed to be a sex-trafficking, child-molesting pervert and all-around scumbag, suddenly no one had ever been to his parties, nor taken trips on his private jets, nor spent time luxuriating in his tropical island paradise. As 2024 dawned, a judge unsealed more documents relating to the various court cases and lawsuits that have been filed against Epstein's estate and his confederates. As such, hundreds of more celebrities, politicians, and the rich and powerful who generally manage to stay out of the public eye are once declaring how they don't know Epstein, have never been near him, and aren't even sure what a tropical island looks like.

We're going to be devoting some Picture Perfect Wednesdays to amplifying the messages of folks who have never-ever-never been around Jeffrey Epstein, because we're civic-minded and devoted to spreading the truth.

First up, there's actress Cameron Diaz.

Cameron Diaz, photographed by Herb Rittz

Through a publicist, she has stated that she didn't know Epstein, never met Epstein, and has never been to any events that he was at or hosted. 

"Cameron never met Jeffrey Epstein, nor was she ever in the same place as him or had any association with him whatsoever, regardless of the fact he may or may not have mentioned her name or implied that he knew her," the statement drafted by the publicist read.

And that's that. ALTHOUGH, despite what the headlines state, Diaz has not denied knowing Epstein or hanging out with him during sexy-sexy time....


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