The Swank Quarterly

In 1999, shortly before her star shot to full ascendancy with her Oscar-winning role in "Boys Don't Cry", Hilary Swank sat for portraits with photographer Rick McGinnis. (And that is literal... she sat on the floor in a hotel hallway where a film festival was taking place.)

For more pictures from this series, as well as extensive comments from McGinnis about the circumstances under which it came to pass, click here.

'The Black Imp' brings special effects fun

The Black Imp (1905)

Starring: Georges Melies

Director: Georges Melies

Rating: Eight of Ten Stars

A traveler rents a room already inhabited by a playful demon. It turns out that there truly is no rest for the wicked, as the imp does not appreciate having a roommate.

"The Black Imp" shares many similar elements as "The Apparition", which was made and released in 1903. First, both have hotel guests who is tormented by a supernatural being. Second, said victims are deserving of the torment, because they both sexually harasses the hotel maid. Third, both guests at first seem unfazed by objects and people teleporting about, transforming and appearing or disappearing in the room. (As I said in my review of "The Apparition", France of early 20th century must have been a very different place than it is today.)

All in all, "The Black Imp" feels like a remake of "The Apparition", with Melies applying lessons learned since 1903 and getting more elaborate with the stop-motion effects and other trick photography methods. Comparing the two films is interesting, as well as fun, as they are near-plotless vehicles for showing off Melies' exploration of cinematic magic--and the joy of creation and discovery of special effects techniques is palpable. 

Once "The Black Imp" gets going, it's a non-stop sequence of rapid-fire effect shots, including a very impressive bit where the hotel guest suddenly finds himself in midair and then plummets to the floor. The effects are so seamless that I wonder how Melies pulled it off... and it made me wonder why he didn't use a similar technique in later films to, for example cause the Moon Maiden in "The Dream of an Opium Fiend" (1908), Having the Moon Maiden float from her perch to the floor instead of using a step ladder would have been much more impressive.

I've embedded "The Black Imp" below. If you have five minutes, you should check it out. The acting is a bit hammy (to put it mildly) but even though it's 115 years old, it's lots of fun and the special effects are impressive.

Baby Yoda vs. the Cunts of Guns N Roses

Like the Galactic Empire and the various warlords left in its wake, the Cunts of Guns N Roses Music are on the hunt for Baby Yoda!



On or about November 5, the comedy group Merkins posted a collaboration with a Guns N Roses coverband that was part spoof of the hit song "Sweet Child of Mine" and part tribute to the very popular Star Wars series on Disney+, "The Mandalorian".

Completely lacking a sense of humor and/or appreciation for the rules surrounding parodies, Guns N Roses Music filed a copyright claim against the video and YouTube took it down. With the ruthless efficiency of a Moff and his Stormtroopers, Guns N Roses Music tried to destroy Baby Yoda. This was on or about November 9. They failed to destroy the Child, but they are still hunting for him.


Their most recent assassination attempt took place on about November 15. Here's a screen shot of the aftermath:

But, once again, Baby Yoda survived and "Green Child of Mine" is still available for everyone to enjoy and be amused by. In fact, it's embedded right below!

On or about November 23, the Cunts of Guns N Roses made another attempt to murder Baby Yoda. But, as shown here, he survived again and Guns N Helmets are here to celebrate!

On or about November 22, 2020, the Cunts of Guns N Roses tried to kill Baby Yoda again. So we linked to another upload of the "Green Child of Mine" video.

Like the Mighty Mando, we're devoted to the safety the Child. We will celebrate every time he survives an attack by embedding yet another upload of "Green Child of Mine" into this post. We'll keep doing this over and over and over... until the Cunts of Guns and Roses defeat Baby Yoda, or we get bored. (Click here if you want to see the original Musical Monday post.)


May the Force be with you. Always.

Musical Monday with Edwyn Collins

Edwyn Collins is a Scottish singer and guitarist who's been performing with bands or as a solo act since the early 1980s. "A Girl Like You" was a worldwide hit in 1994, and if you missed it back then, check it out now, because it's a song that's held up beautifully.

Further, the video is one that must be seen, especially by fans of 1960s dance styles and James Bond movies prior to the dawn of the 2000s. (I can't say much more without ruining the surprises, but I think regular visitors to this blog will find this Monday's selection a good way to start the week!)

Tom and Jerry are in a 'Jungle Jam'

Jungle Jam (1932)

Starring: Unknown Voice Actors (although spoken lines are minimal)

Directors: John Foster and George Rufle

Rating: Six of Ten Stars

Tom and Jerry are jungle explorers who run afoul a village of hostile cannibals.

"Jungle Jam" joins Tom & Jerry installments like "The Tuba Tooter" and "Pots and Pans" as a nearly plot-free mini-musical where the song and dance numbers are loosely connected by scenes of featuring gags and a varying degree of surreal nonsense. Some of the gags featured here will be refined and repeated in "Redskin Blues", as well the theme of our heroes being captured by a hostile tribe. In addition to the improved "second take" on gags, "Redskin Blues" has a little more story than what we get here.

Although "Jungle Jam" ends up being an average entry in the Tom & Jerry episode, it opens strong, with one of the cutest sequences in the entire series involving our heroes in a canoe, crocodiles, and dancing monkeys. The cartoon remains amusing throughout, but it never quite reaches the level of the opening musical number. (In fact, it comes dangerously close to nose-diving into pure awfulness when Jerry sometime capricious and stupid and our heroes could easily escape the danger of cannibals by simply running away. If you've watched any Tom & Jerry cartoons, you probably know that "capricious and stupid" are pretty much standard, but what happens here is beyond the Pale.) 

One thing I should mention in this day and age of people being overly sensitive and/or looking for reasons to be offended is that there's a fair amount of ethnic and racial humor in the second half of "Jungle Jam". Again, this is something that anyone who's seen more than a couple installments in this series will expect, the content here may easily draw cries of racism and racist portrayals (if the mention of cannibals at the top, or the screen-shot illustrating this article, didn't make it clear). I don't think that's completely accurate though, although I understand the impulse; the character designs of the tribesmen aren't that different from that of Jerry, and even Tom in some of the cartoons. Is there racial and ethnic mockery and stereotyping here--yes. Is it racist--I don't think so.

But--why don't you check out "Jungle Jam for yourself? There are worse ways to spend a few minutes--and certainly ones that are far less amusing!

For a detailed history of the Van Beuren Company and more background on the development of Milton discussed above, you should get a copy of Hal Erickson's very detailed, yet entertaining, book "A Van Beuren Production".

The Growing-Up of Emma Peel: Part Two

And now we continue the story of future secret agent Emma Peel's first great adventure. (Click on the panels for larger, more easily read versions.)

Don't forget to be scared, because...

There's Something About a Soldier (and Betty)

In observance of Veteran's Day, we invite you to taka e few minutes to watch "There's Something About a Soldier"--a tale of war, bravery, and love... not to mention lots of silliness. It's embedded at the bottom of this post!

There's Something About a Soldier (1934)

Starring: Mae Questel (the voice of Betty Boop) and Jack Mercer (the voice of Fearless Fred)

Director: Dave Fleischer

Rating: Seven of Ten Stars

Betty helps recruit the men on the country to join the army to battle an invading hoard of giant mosquitos and fights along side them on the front lines.

By 1934, the Betty Boop cartoons were losing their edge, due in large part to the now-in-full-force Motion Picture Production Code. Still, this Betty Boop outing is still a lot of fun, with gags coming fast and furious while everything from war-time melodramas, army recruiting methods and army recruits, and even war, is being lampooned. 

What's most remarkable here is the animation. At first glance, it appears like the well-composed and smooth-flowing imagery we expect from this series, but a closer look reveals that an amazing amount of attention and effort was put into the details here. For example, each soldier in formations is drawn with an individual look instead of the typical method of just repeating the same character design on such insignificant characters. That extra effort on the soldiers is a big part of what makes "There's Something About a Soldier" worthy viewing on this Veteran's Day.

Then there was that time when...

... Rhona Mitra was in such a hurry to get to work she left a few important things at home.

It's something to which we can all relate...

Extra Musical Monday with the Merkins... Because This is the Way Now!

It's early November 2020, and we haven't yet had time to watch the new episodes of "The Mandalorian"--there's just too much stuff to watch, including all the old things we want to cover for this blog!--but we are looking forward to the day when we can find the time.

(For the non-Star Wars fans out there, "The Mandalorian" is a series airing on Disney+ that details the adventures of the Mandalorian of the title and the baby alien he decides to protect. It's sort of like "Lone Wolf and Cub Meet Star Wars While Everyone is Brainstorming Spaghetti Western and Heist Movie Plots"... and the first batch of episodes were fantastic!)

And after coming across this hilarious musical tribute to the Mandalorian and the Child (whom we forever will refer to as Baby Yoda) via a Guns 'n Roses parody cover, we are looking forward to sitting down and watching that show even more!

The Merkins is a comedy group that specializes in spoof covers, more often than not revolving around the various masked characters from horror films. You can check out their YouTube channel here, and you can click here to see a selection of their songs that have been featured at our sister blog, Terror Titans.


UPDATE (11.9.2020)
It appears that Guns N Roses has nuked the "Green Child of Mine" parody with a copyright claim. What a bunch of useless, feckless bastards.


UPDATE (11.11.2020)
"Green Child of Mine" was reuploaded on someone's individual page. We'll see how long it sticks around! Watch it while you can!


UPDATE (11.16.2020)
The cunts of Guns N Roses have nuked "Green Child of Mine" again. Oh well. This post will stay here, in memory of a very funny parody. I'm sorry if you missed it. BUT! We're going to start a salty post where we will chronicle the ups-and-downs of Baby Yoda vs. the Cunts of Guns N Roses! Stay tuned!