The first Milla Jovovich Quarterly of '24

We welcome another year of Milla Jovovich popping up every few months... with a look at her 30 years ago, in 1994!

 

It's January!

 Santa Claus is almost done working for the year, and he's stocking up for a month-long bender with Mrs. Claus. 

It will be a season of merriment not just for the Clauses, but for everyone who live near the world-famous Santa's Workshop. The whole community will be getting blitzed high-quality booze, thanks to the Jolly One's inadvertent generosity!

Welcome to 2024!

The only thing we can say for sure about the coming year is that you'll find Flapper Fanny here at the very least every Friday until 2025 rolls around!

  

It's the final Fanny Friday!

(Well, the final one for '23! She'll be back with more in '24!)

Getting everything ready...

 Tempus Fugit.

The Spirit of Christmas...

... is roaming the land, spreading light in the darkness.

We wish that all visitors to Shades of Gray have a joyous Christmas!

It's Fanny Friday!

 

Christmas is coming...

 ... and Cassie was surprised when we told her that she may have taken our conversations about celebrating Christmas with just the bare essentials the wrong way.

Musical Monday with the Pogues

Guest performer on "A Fairytale of New York" Kristy McColl has described it as " a Christmas song for those who hate Christmas songs". Others (unknown if they hate Christmas songs or love Christmas songs) stumble toward the fainting couch or wet themselves, because the lyrics are outrageous (OUTRAGEOUS!) and offensive because they include one character in the song insulting another as they fight by calling him a "faggot" (right after he calls her a "slut").

We like the song and we think it's clear that those who are pitching fits over that word need to get over themselves and haven't actually listened to the lyrics or are too stupid to understand a thing called "context". 

And we hope they never come upon a whole host of rap songs. Or even some nursery rhymes.

Hell, if someone with a brain was looking for a reason to take offense at this song, there's a MUCH more serious reason to do so, if you choose to interpert the story of the song in a particular way. But requires listening and thinking... something most people don't do these days. (Now, we still think anyone who's wailing and gnashing their teeth are behaving like idiots and haven't put enough thought into their reaction, but at least they would have put SOME thought into it.)

But take a look at this great video and listen to this fine song. Or not.

A Fairytale of New York (1987)
Starring: The Pogues, Shane MacGowan, Kristy McColl, and Matt Dillon
Director: Peter Dougherty

Rating: Seven of Ten Stars

An example of why creators need assistants...