Important Announcement from Slaughter Valley

 If you plan on visiting us here in Slaughter Valley soon, or if you're a neighbor who may have missed this important weather-related PSA, you should watch this so you aren't taken by surprise.

Musical Monday with Bing Crosby

 Straight from 1942, we have Bing and a babe looking forward to Christmas!

It's time for the Sunday Funnies!

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It's a Fanny Friday!

 And Christmas is coming... and our favorite flapper truth-teller has a thought about the matter!

Christmas is coming...

... and Myrna Dell is out hunting for our Christmas tree!

Are YOU getting ready?

Musical Monday with Matt Wheeler

Matt Wheeler is a Pennsylvania-based musician and singer who amuses himself (and entertains us) by posting videos of him performing aucoustic cover songs. He's here to help get the Christmas Season off to a good start with a medley of Christmas songs which includes one of my favorites, "We Three Kings".

Untold Tales of Jesus Christ

Since Jesus Christ's birthday celebration coming up later this month, we're going to bring you some lesser-known tales from his life. We hope you find them moving and inspiring. (Click on any panel to see a larger, more easily read version.)

It's Fanny Friday!

An Important Message

The time has come for Milla Jovovich to make her quarterly appearance here at Shades of Gray... and she's addressing a pretty black-and-white issue.

What's up with Upton?

Model and actress Kate Upton recently caused offense and outrage (OUTRAGE!) by wearing a t-shirt with a corporate logo on it. She has taken steps to cure this crime against humanity, so we here at Shades of Gray want to lend a hand in her efforts to atone for that great and terrible sin.

Here are a couple photos of her wearing no top at all. We hope they will help everyone out there get over their spiritual pain over seeing her all covered up.

 

We were saving these for the next International Nude Day, but it seems like they can be put to better use in facilitating an end the emotional suffering that's going on out there.