Wednesday, November 29, 2023

An Important Message

The time has come for Milla Jovovich to make her quarterly appearance here at Shades of Gray... and she's addressing a pretty black-and-white issue.

Milla Jovovich, protestor


Monday, November 27, 2023

What's up with Upton?

Kate Upton

Model and actress Kate Upton recently caused offense and outrage (OUTRAGE!) by wearing a t-shirt with a corporate logo on it. She has taken steps to cure this crime against humanity, so we here at Shades of Gray want to lend a hand in her efforts to atone for that great and terrible sin.

Here are a couple photos of her wearing no top at all. We hope they will help everyone out there get over their spiritual pain over seeing her all covered up.

Kate Upton nude

 



















We were saving these for the next International Nude Day, but it seems like they can be put to better use in facilitating an end the emotional suffering that's going on out there.


Saturday, November 25, 2023

Sala Saturdays Return with 'Hate Mail'

 Before everybody gets too filled with holiday cheer and good-will toward everyone, we're going to be serializing Richard Sala's 1988 short story "Hate Mail." Part One is presented today, and we'll have Part Two next week. Click on any panel to enlarge a page so it's easier to read, and expect something strange...


'Hate Mail' by Richard Sala
'Hate Mail' by Richard Sala
                                                               To Be Continued...

Thursday, November 23, 2023

A Helpful Hint from Flapper Fanny!

Here's something to keep in mind when gathering with family and friends for Thanksgiving today:

Flapper Fanny by Ethel Hays


Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Happy birthday, Jamie Lee Curtis!

Jamie Lee Curtis portrait

Actress Jamie Lee Curtis--best known for playing Laurie Strode in the original "Halloween" films and the most recent reboot of the series as well--turns 75 years old today. Join us in celebrating with this gallery of photos of her from her 50+ years in front of the camera!

Jamie Lee Curtis
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jamie Lee Curtis portrait
Jamie Lee Curtis

Jamie Lee Curtis

Jamie Lee Curtis

Monday, November 20, 2023

Happy birthday, Mie Hama


Japanese actress, writer, and radio talk show host Mie Hama turns 80 years old today. She is best known internationally for her roles in "King Kong vs. Godzilla" (1963), "What's Up, Tiger Lily?" (1966), and "You Only Live Twice" (1967), but she appeared in over 80 films and television series before retiring from the screen in the late 1960s to start a family and enjoy what she describes as a "normal life".

Today, we celebrate Hama and her milestone birthday with some publicity photos from her time in front of the cameras!

Mie Hama in a bikini
Mie Hama in a bikini
Mie Hama in a bathing suit, pool-side
Mie Hama
Mie Hama in kimono
Mie Hama

Saturday, November 18, 2023

It's National Adoption Day...

... and we apologize to anyone who finds Fanny's response to our request for a statement to be offbase.

Flapper Fanny by Ethel Hays


If you've adopted someone, is the someone who was adopted, or know someone who was adopted into their current family, there might be something of interest to you on the National Adoption Day website; you might even want to share a story or two of your own.

Thursday, November 16, 2023

Today is World Philosophy Day

We should all follow Wonder Woman's example when it comes to observing this very important day!

Wonder Woman by Carol Lay


Flapper Fanny is also offering up some Deep Thoughts.

Flapper Fanny by Ethel Hays